Kevin – in disguise, wearing clothes

Kevin, our garden Gnome has recently gone missing. He should be fairly easy to spot and there is also – the aroma – eau de ‘slightly-past-it-lettuce’ mixed with a hint of compost. You would know it if you whiffed it.

He has red hair and a beard which has not been combed in a while. I should also mention some else that cannot be missed. Kevin is partial to a tipple or two, smokes grass – as in actual grass, clippings, side of the road and bottom of the garden action. Also he is and this is a little delicate … how to say – he is also a nudist activist.

Kevin is all about rights for the animal and plant kingdoms. He believes in the authentic self as shared in the raw. He does sometimes get very disillusioned and during these times can be found up at Oscar’s – on the mead and if you are paying – the whiskey.

Gnomes United! Will never be Defeated!

We think – we may have found him. He is in disguise wearing clothes – but this is most likely due to weather conditions. Winter. Freezing up here in the hills.

Friends – if you are a friend to the Gnome, the Hills and the Plant and Animal Kingdoms – lend your spirit and vision. It is tough times at the moment – but, watch out for Kevin. He can turn on the charm and the Gnomes will need it but whatever you do, don’t give him any money.

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